1. The Chrissy With The Hole.
Go figure. And on my first one.
2. I Wish I Were a Chrissy Weiner.
3. Chrissy Saves Your Soul.
Group picture, anyone?
4. Go On, Get Your Chrissy Out.
5. A Finger of Chrissy is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
This was just hysterical considering I work at a daycare.
6. Schtop! This Chrissy is not Ready Yet!
7. Look For The Chrissy Label.
8. Chrissy Makes Everything Better.
It's so true!
9. Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Chrissy.
10. Chrissy: The Other White Meat.
11. Choosy Mothers Choose Chrissy.
12. There's Always Room For Chrissy.
Damn straight, knee grow.
13. Time for a Sharp Chrissy.
And I never go dull!
14. A Smooth-Running Chrissy is a Relaxing Experience.
Oh shit! You have no idea!
15. Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Chrissy.
They said I could be a deodorant.