malice.: I must be bi then, because I'd so do Angelina Jolie.
coincidence: do you masturbate to her
malice.: And, no Brad.
coincidence: do you masturbate to me?
coincidence: i always jack off to chrissy
malice.: No I only masturbate to thoughts of certain people.
coincidence: i wish i was one of those people
malice.: It's usually someone that I've done stuff with.
coincidence: would you ever wana do something with me
malice.: Or someone that I've talked about doing stuff with.
malice.: Hello James.
malice.: What a shitty greeting.
malice.: Don't ever apply for a job at Walmart.
prelate: i was too busy fantasizing you fantasizing about me
shiivers: walmart rocks
malice.: Haha James.
malice.: I fantasize about you all the time.
prelate: i know this
malice.: And we quote Eddie Izzard during orgasms.
malice.: 'AHH FOUND YOU! FLAG!"
prelate: "oh my god! oh my god! oh my god! hoooocha hooocha hoooocha! LOBSTERRRRRRRR!"
malice.: *high 5*
prelate: -high 5-
malice.: Oh man.
malice.: Next time I get laid.
malice.: I am so quoting him in bed.
prelate: "that's it! yes! yesssss! i have french loaffffff!"
malice.: "ICH BEN EIN BERLINER!"
coincidence: chrissy you can get laid any time you want
zuruckzumir: are you really ? a cookie ?
malice.: A donut.
malice.: "Oh yeah! Give it to me! Now I have to go because my grandmother is on fire."
prelate: "oh baby talk dirty to me in french!" "le singe conduit l'autobus"
malice.: "Harder! Harder! No, I don't think it's supposed to go AROUND THAT WAY!"
prelate: "oh yes! oh yes! oh yes dr. heimlich!"
malice.: "I'm your husband for fuck's sake!"
prelate: "oh god oh god! did you fuck my wiiiiife?!"
prelate: "i AM your wife"